1. I can go back to eating chocolate cake for breakfast.2. I can race around all morning do my chores and relax for the afternoon without hearing "Is this what you do all day?".
3. I can return home with bags/packages without someone rifling through them while commenting "Who is this for ?" and "Why don't you ever buy me____?"
4. When I feel the need to talk on the phone/use the computer, I won't have to wait in line.
5. The house will stay clean for more than 20 minutes.
6. Silence in the bath. Need I say more?
7. I will not have to constantly guess "Who is that person in the sleeping bag?".
8. I can surf on the computer/chat on the phone without teenage sighs (you know the one they do with their arms crossed?).
9. 10:00 pm bedtime for all of them.
10. Have sex at 11:00 pm again.
*** Any Canadians care to guess what famous apple that is?
I hear 'ya!
ReplyDeleteOh my God do I hear you. Especially that last one. Mine went back to school on the 8th. Bliss, I tell ya.
ReplyDeletegood for you but bad for me!
ReplyDeleteI hear you about going back to school!
ReplyDeleteThat wouldn't be The Big Apple in Colborne? would it???
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