Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Ten reasons why I can't wait for them to get their butts back in school

1. I can go back to eating chocolate cake for breakfast.
2. I can race around all morning do my chores and relax for the afternoon without hearing "Is this what you do all day?".
3. I can return home with bags/packages without someone rifling through them while commenting "Who is this for ?" and "Why don't you ever buy me____?"
4. When I feel the need to talk on the phone/use the computer, I won't have to wait in line.
5. The house will stay clean for more than 20 minutes.
6. Silence in the bath. Need I say more?
7. I will not have to constantly guess "Who is that person in the sleeping bag?".
8. I can surf on the computer/chat on the phone without teenage sighs (you know the one they do with their arms crossed?).
9. 10:00 pm bedtime for all of them.
10. Have sex at 11:00 pm again.

*** Any Canadians care to guess what famous apple that is?

12 comments:

Cheryl said...

I hear 'ya!

Elizabeth said...

I hear ya too. I hate having to justify sitting down for a few minutes.I say," Bite me." However, I perversely miss having them around as well. I won't miss this summer humidity, though. Bring on the sweater weather, baby. ( am going up north Kawartha way next week - any yarn stops I should know about?)

Heather said...

Oh my God do I hear you. Especially that last one. Mine went back to school on the 8th. Bliss, I tell ya.

J. said...

good for you but bad for me!

Chelle said...

I hear you about going back to school!

That wouldn't be The Big Apple in Colborne? would it???

btchwstix said...
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
btchwstix said...

Way to go Chelle. Travelled that stretch before have ya?

Maggie said...

I know that apple too! On the way to Ottawa up the 401.

Anonymous said...

Consider the power of being able to create incoming links to your site any time you want them...

WDM Info Services said...

Have you listed your blog in a blog directory?

"bush blog" is what I used to find your blog on google

bush blog

Anonymous said...

Think that will drive you some extra traffic?

Anonymous said...

lol too funny