Two women, who had been friends for years, decide to go for a Girls
Night Out, and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.
Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom.
They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their
business behind a head stone or something.
The first woman had nothing to dry herself with she thought she'd take
off her panties, use them, and then threw them away.
Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and
didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a
wreath that was on one of the graves. So she dried herself with the
The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and
said, "This girl's night out thing has got to stop right now. My wife
came home last night without her panties."
That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card
stuck to her fanny that said,
"FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU."